Sixty-Six Purely Random Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 8, 2019 2:08 PM EST

Not to derail but here are another thirty-three memes for you to check out.

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    Sphere - 17 brans in reese Retweeted Ewzzy @ewzzy · 10h Jesus Christ confirmed for Smash Bros 27 26K 314 67K
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    Text - Sneaking alcohol into the office like WORK Docums
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    Product - Office manager: "I'm submitting the monthly supply order, let me know if you need anything for your workspace" @StupidResumes
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    Vertebrate
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    Vehicle - A customer got creative with their unused buttons OFF INVISIBILITY MISSILES EJECT LUDICROUS SPEED
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    Text - Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look SH 58 MINS 5 REPLIES
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    Text - q * 83% ll T-Mobile 7:21 PM Tweet its_meee_beeeeee liked drum major for the drunken para... @rahaeli Could any word in this tweet get more horrifying Boing Boing @BoingBoing Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk boingboing.net/2018/09/17/ spi... WELCOME TO COSUEBAN OE Tweet your reply
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    Text - gordacrybaby: bepeu: you ever been so stressed that youre calm this is my constant state my chill is fake "How are you so calm?!" "I've passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain."
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    White - HEY, GUESS WHAT? WHAT? NO, YOU HAVE TO GUESS! I DUNNO! HOw ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME? IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T BUT IT COULD GUESS! LITERALLY BE ANYTHING! C'MON, JUST TRY! SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW! HOW AM I SUPPOoSED TO GUESS? MAYBE YOU'RE SECRETLY AN ALIEN MONSTER THAT TRICKED ME INTO MARRYING YOU SO THAT YOU COULD GATHER INTELLIGENCE FOR AN INVASION OF EARTH! MAYBE OVER THE YEARS YOU ACTUALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH ME, AND YOU WANTED TO REVEAL YOUR SECRET, BUT YOU KNEW THAT IF I EVER FOUND OUT,
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    Text - ericvilas: just-shower-thoughts: Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science was made for cats.
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    Vehicle - Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment. Absolutely beautiful. Wish we could go back.
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    Text - Work friends are so funny bc like do we see each other outside of work? Almost never. But do I know details about your sex life? Do i know your financial situation? Have i seen you in every mood imaginable? Do i know ll your deepest darkest secrets? Hell yeah.
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    Learning - *In a dead silent classroom with around 30 people taking a test* Stomach: I will now demonstrate a whale's cal
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    Text - gracie hoos @cottoncandaddy today at my bar one guy made fun of his buddy for drinking a blue hawaiian and he goes "I don't give a simit if it's baby blue this is fung delicious. how's that budweiser taste you basic ass bitch" and then slammed the rest of it and went "FIK you and your beer Kyle"
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    Text - Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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    Table - 300 00
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    Font - senilephilosophy watawatamote Source: moonspillingin POLICE 1 in 20 people has been a victim of crime. Which means that 19 out of 20 people are criminals. lediableaquatre How tumblr thinks statistics works. 28,577 notes
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    Text - onment Credt cand Srategy For Investors TANoo Kpesrt aHOKAaCC VA THEMETAPICTURE.COM Guy does to bank what banks usually do to other people 1 day ago The idea of beating the banks at their own game may seem tike a rich joke, but Dmitry Agarkov, a 42-year-old Russian man, may have managed it Unhappy with the tems of an unsolicited credit card offer he received from online bank Tinkoff Credit Systems, Agarkov scanned the document, wrote in his own terms and sent it through. The bank approved
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    Food - "I wonder who was the first person to look at a bee hive and think 'Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there and I know it.'
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    Text - When you make a joke at work that offends somebody and you get called into HR G: @tank.sinatra
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    Transport - INTERNATIONAL: Bored man hacks into giant billboard so he can play Runescape while stuck in traffic By Independent (UK) October 6, 2016 13 SHARES 13 f Paupe
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    Text - dan-draper Follow 3 shinigami-shawty imsoofuckingsad Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You're an adult. dan-draper tempting Source: imsoofuckingsad 125,527 notes
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    Cartoon - WORLDS STRONGEST MAN CONTEST. JUDGES I don't pre-order games. I wait until 2 weeks after release so STRONG. JUOGEZ JUD GES HeckifIknowcamics.COM
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    Internet meme - YEAH, SO.WERE GOING TO BE-SHORT-STAFFED FOREVER- SO IF YOU COULD JUST WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH, THATD BE GREAT. imgfip.com
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    Elephant - I scream! You scream! We all scream just constantly each day is a new nightmare in this hellworld called earth
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    Cartoon - Me: *falls asleep in car* My passengers:
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    Comics - How can we learn about the human anatomy Cut them in half Finger in butt Steal their anatomy books
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    Text - gokushowerthought everything can be solved with violence fish-in-a-bottle Except stupidity and ignorance gokushowerthought turn your location on Source: gokushowerthought #funny #violence
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    Dish - Momma Said @MommmaSaid My sister and I are having a Mac and Cheese battle to see who gets to cook it for thanksgiving. Mine is on the left, hers the right! Who y'all with? Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg Both of you need to be in prison
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    Nose - Valentina @valaddall_ 20h What's worse than a heartbreak ? L7 250 564 3,536 alex james martin @alexmarti. · 19h When you wake up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging 27 7 O 265 JDorks @JDorks · 2h When you wake up in the morning. 117 jordan @welpjordan · 44m when you wake up <>
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    Cartoon - What does a chicken What does a pig give us? give us? Bacon! Eggs! What does a fat cow give us? Homework
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    Cartoon - YouTube #RewindlsComing O @YouTube 17h LEFT EXIT 12 something different. for real. 2018 rewind CATAD 97,847 279,070 98.7K Not yet Ferb
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    Natural foods - STRAWBERRY adel withnematic RAW made with mematic
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    Text - Ben White @morningmoneyben Your password must be between 732 and 942 characters. It cannot be the same as any word in any known language. It must include 3 hieroglyphs, ancient Babylonian text and the solution to Fermat's last theorem.
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    Text - Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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    Cartoon - College in four pictures I have $3 G GG to tastefullyoffensive (via hammadm) $0
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    Text - When you bring your phone into the bathroom 1-HR P OO
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    Line - SENDING POSITIVE VIBES YOUR WAY
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    Toy - COMPENSATOR CLASS DREADNOUGHT
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    Text - jordan Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much dol owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison
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    Line art - doctors' strike
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    Event - How I lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie. (With pictures) You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
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    Cartoon - I LOVE You THE MOST! IMPOSSIBLE! I LOVE YOU MORE! You Do REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? ONE Of US is A FUNG LIAR! YEAH.. FUNFACTCOMICS.CoM O e V
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    Wood - GROOT
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    Cartoon - Sorry man, l'm all out! LIFE
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    Text - failings spectre ajon_snow_420 Follow god: i have made Mankind angels: you fumied up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety RETWEETS FAVORITES 445 642 254 PM- 28 Oct 2015 ...
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    Text - Recommended 10,096.3 hrs on record Posted: 1 August, 2016 It's ok i guess No E Yes Was this review helpful? 10,096.3 hrs It's ok
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    Product - I pray this a ironing board and not a giant roach staring at me
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    Hair - When you're in middle of a haircut and your hairdresser gets killed by Thanos
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    Land vehicle - You have 3 unread messages!
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    Text - Tweet RedTube Emma follows Satan @s8n Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies. 11:43 pm · 9/1/19 Twitter for iPhone 21.6K Retweets 73.6K Likes tay | 5 @tayisnotokay 18h Replying to @s8n this is strangely motivational O5 O 1,218 L730 saraH @share_our_world 18h Seriously this just spoke to me in the most intense, odd way.
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    Cartoon - NOT SURE IF IT'S MY GLASSES THAT ARE DIRTY OR IF ITS MY EYEBALL made on imgur
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    Food - Lunch is ready What are we having Jabbacado toast lol @wilfordbrimly Delivered I'm leaving you
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    Text - keply a ekeplya Once we are extinct I hope aliens will visit and see our empty desolate landscapes filled with JESUS IS COMING signs & assume that he ate us Reply t Ratweeted * Favorite . Mote HootSuite RETWEETS FAVORITES 39 115
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    Technology - Demonsdoperoc • 3 days ago He looks like a ripoff 90's cop show actor named ched instead of chad but pronounced chad It 206 VIEW 7 REPLIES
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    Facial hair - SLASHFILM.COM Nicolas Cage Will Play Nicolas Cage in a Movie About Nicolas Cage Congratulations, you played yourself.
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    White - Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies FBI NSA
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    Sky - Bomb a flat earth convention OR Bomb an anti Vax convention Is it too much to ask for both?
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    Text - · Nov 21 Carson @CallMeCarsonY I This is a cat. He looks down on the tweet below him. It is stupid. フ 二っ t7 6.8K 3.6K 67.4K Chuck E. Cheese O @ChuckECheese Replying to @CallMeCarsonYT Carson @CallMeCarsonYT · 27m This is a cat. He looks down on the tweet below him. It is stupid. /> ||| \ニつ ta 1.1K 833 9.4K Carson @CallMeCarsonYT · Nov 20 Can someone please tell me what the deal is with airline food O 1.6K t3 4K 57.7K 3:18 PM · Nov 21, 2019 - Twitter Web App 153 Retweets 3.3K Likes Carson
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    Product - METRO NEWS Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song POLICE POLICE II
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    Text - r/teenagers PanoramicBoi • 23h I finally kissed her! Discussion Okay so basically yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to the movies with a bunch of friends. The entire movie we held hands, and she layed her head on my shoulder. In the end of the movie, she looked at me, I looked at her, and then we just did it. It was so perfect, and her lips were so soft. 11/10, would recommend. 590 Award 10.6k Share BEST COMMENTS 22h A S 2 Awards will do, kissing your gf tommorow
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    Grassland - Man Dressed As Harambe Attends Cincinnati Football Game, Starts Dragging Kids Around RETURN OF THE The of the King
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    Community - Every dog is either a Bitch or a son of a Bitch CHANGE MY MIND
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    Sky - amazon I prefer the real Amazon I said the real Amazon. Perfection
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    Text - Ricky Gervais @rickygervais It's disgusting that a qualified gynaecologist can refuse to check a lady's cock for ovarian cancer. What if her bollocks are pregnant? She could lose the baby. I'm outraged. Jessica Yaniv @trustednerd · 20h So a gynaecologist office that I got referred to literally told me today that "we don't serve transgender patients." And me, being me, I'm shocked. and confused... Show this thread 19:52 03 Dec 19 Twitter Web App
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    Animated cartoon - Me and the boys when we realize the decade of the greatest memes is about to end 00
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